Sponsored links. The bias is the feature.

The best link
on earth.*

*Financially speaking.

Paste a URL. Pay a dollar. Become objectively better than every unpaid link on the internet. That is not science. It is, however, the entire ranking system.

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Paid links. No pretending.

The Money List

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    BREAKING: NOTHING HAPPENED

    Your URL is currently tied for #1.

    Unfortunately, so is every other URL on Earth. Pay a dollar to settle this with accounting.

    Claim the empty throne

    Corporate influence, à la carte

    Choose your level of unbearable

    $1 = 1 credit. We kept the math meme-proof.

    On today's board, $1 gets the crown. Tomorrow? Depends who develops a marketing budget and a grudge. Any amount from $1 to $5,000.

    The legally unfunny sentence: you are buying placement, and only placement. Not taste, wisdom, clicks, love, or absolution. Refunds subtract the credit they bought.

    01

    Paste the link

    A launch page, a video, a GitHub repo, a newsletter, or the one tab you refuse to close. Public HTTPS URLs only.

    02

    Survive the vibe check

    Verify your email and pass a human review. We reject scams, impersonation, malware, and unfunny crimes.

    03

    Bribe the leaderboard

    Pay by card or USDC. Bigger lifetime total wins. No secret sauce, no decay, no algorithm pretending it knows you.

    NO PRODUCT REQUIRED

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    Submit a URL

    If it has a public HTTPS link and passes review, it can compete. Yes, even that extremely specific blog post.

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    Manage your link

    Bring the listing ID from your verification email. It is ugly on purpose and useful forever.

    One-time sponsored mischief

    Make this link harder to ignore

    Credit is permanent and never decays. One dollar and one USDC both buy exactly one unit of extremely transparent influence.

    Amount

    $1 to $5,000, at most two decimals.

    How you pay

    You are buying placement on a board openly ordered by money paid. This is advertising, not an endorsement, a personality, or a guaranteed click.